Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Church Signs

Some people (my friends and family) might have already seen this, but I wanted to share it with everyone here. I have come up with a list of 10 church signs, that I think are cute and funny. Even if they are funny some have some truth to them. So I hope you enjoy them.

10. "In the dark? Follow the Son."

9. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

8. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

7. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

6. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --> (U R)

5. "How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-Smoking?"

4. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."

3. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

2. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

Now for the number 1 church sign, I thought this was really funny.

1. A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."


Happymama said...

HA! Those are good. :)


Racefan57 said...


ru ready for dega?

Racefan57 said...

did you watch the Busch race yeaterday? Great finish!!

The Good Reporters said...

Those are really cute.