Some people (my friends and family) might have already seen this, but I wanted to share it with everyone here. I have come up with a list of 10 church signs, that I think are cute and funny. Even if they are funny some have some truth to them. So I hope you enjoy them.
10. "In the dark? Follow the Son."
9. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
8. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
7. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
6. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --> (U R)
5. "How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
4. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
3. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
2. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
Now for the number 1 church sign, I thought this was really funny.
1. A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."