Showing posts with label Church Signs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Church Signs. Show all posts
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Church Signs
Some people (my friends and family) might have already seen this, but I wanted to share it with everyone here. I have come up with a list of 10 church signs, that I think are cute and funny. Even if they are funny some have some truth to them. So I hope you enjoy them.
10. "In the dark? Follow the Son."
9. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
8. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
7. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
6. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --> (U R)
5. "How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
4. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
3. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
2. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
Now for the number 1 church sign, I thought this was really funny.
1. A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
10. "In the dark? Follow the Son."
9. "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
8. "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
7. "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
6. "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --> (U R)
5. "How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-Smoking?"
4. "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
3. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
2. "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
Now for the number 1 church sign, I thought this was really funny.
1. A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
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