WARNING!!!!!!!

Cover the children's eyes, these pictures maybe too frightening!!!!!!!!!!!

This is for the Jerichoholics!!!!!!!!!

Live TV!!!

Well isn't live TV something interesting. Last season Heather Mills fell on the live broadcast of Dancing with the Stars. This season Jenni Garth's partner fell. But last night Marie Osmond fainted on live television. Thanks Marie for giving everyone in the audience and the TV audience a heart attack, just kidding. I will say when it happened I was really scared, so I did the only thing I knew I could do, so I prayed for her. She will have a full medical examination before next week's show. I will say that Marie's partner Jonathan Roberts was a real trooper last night. At the end of the show when everyone stands out on the dance fell, well poor Jonathan held onto Marie. I think he was afraid she might slip through his arms again. But here is the video of what happened last night.

OH MY!!!

My friends took me and my mom out to a Chinese restaurant yesterday. I love Chinese food, especially if you get so tired eating the same foods over and over and over again. But I wanted to tell you one thing that I ate. First the story....

So we get there and we get our table, so me and my friend Trish goes to get our food off the buffet. This buffet has over a hundred items. So for me this was so exciting. So I get something which I think is mushrooms. I get back to the table and I start looking my food over and then it hits me, mushrooms don't have legs. I was not sure what I was going to eat, but I ate it anyway.

After I ate one my friend went and looked to see what I just ate. So she comes back and she tells me that what I just ate was octopus. And to tell the truth it was great. I also tried sushi, but it was nasty.

God is like.....

God is like Coke. He's the real thing.
God is like Pan-am. He makes the going great.
God is like General Electric. He lights your path.
God is like Bayer Aspirin. He works wonders.
God is like Hallmark Cards. He cares enough to send the best.
God is like Tide. He gets the stain out, that others leave behind.
God is like VO-5 Hair Spray. He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like Dial Soap. Aren't you glad you know him. Don't you wish everybody did.
God is like Sears. He has everything.
God is like Alka-Seltzer. Try him you'll like him.
God is like Scotch Tape. You can't see him, but you know he's there.

Tic Tac Toe.....

I believe this is the hardest Tic Tac Toe game ever to be played.

How Long Has It Been????

Q. How do you know how long it has been since you cleaned you computer tower????

A. When you can't figure out how to take the computer tower apart.

This problem happened to me and my dad tonight.

On Sunday night I was looking for a CD. For some odd reason I thought it might be in my CD burner so when I opened it up there was no CD just dust. I know I should have cleaned it.

So tonight I get a couple of bottles of air. (John from Wal-Mart told me to go outside and bottle the wind that was blowing. I wish I could have done that.) So we get home and I turn my computer off and I let it rest for a little while. Then we come in my room to clean it and to save our lives, we could not figure out how to take it apart. I actually made the statement, "lets call Uncle Bill." Then in my head I thought maybe I should call my cousin Marcy. But we got it apart and cleaned it. I know stupid story, but it could happen to you.

So what is the lesson???? CLEAN IT!!!!! Those things get dusty.

Also congratulations to my cousin Marcy for winning a autographed copy of a Lance Storm DVD. You Go Girl!!!!!!